Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name?

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I like my coffee...

Fuck her right in the pussy.

Practice

"Mom, hey, Mom! Lennie passed his bar exam so we're going to get married...

A man walks into...

And tells the women at the counter, " I'm looking for some pussy" the clerk...

Why are dylexics...

They keep mixing up their lettuce.

Something...

GUYS, DID I DO IT RIGHT, GUYS?! DO I GET THE FREE POINTS NOW?!?!

Why did the...

To find a tight seal

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What would you...

A Nazi Terrorist

"When one door...

"That's all well and good", I replied, "but until you fix it I'm not buying...