"Mom, hey, Mom! Lennie passed his bar exam so we're going to get married next week!" the bride-to-be said ecstatically.
"Gee, honey, don't you think you two should wait till he's been practicing for a year or so?" cautioned her mother.
"Oh Mom," said the bride with a blush, "we've been practicing."
Submitted by Clark Kent
Edited by Curtis
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