"That's all well and good", I replied, "but until you fix it I'm not buying the car."
Unfortunately, the site I got this joke from many months ago is now down so I can't give them the credit it deserve. But here's a different site with it anyway...
Edit: someone said the website is banned on Reddit-I don't know whether it is or not but I took it off to be safe.
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