There once was a boy named Timmy who had a dog named Bo. Timmy always took Bo with him every where he went and they always played together. One day, Mother called for Timmy but he did not answer. She went outside to find him and discovered that he and Bo were really outside playing together.
Morale of the story: Watch your kids and their dead beat fathers!!
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