and are casually talking about the sweetest trees they've had the pleasure to peck. Looking around, their attention focuses on one specific tree in front of them...
"Man, that's one fine looking beech." The first one said.
"No way, that's just a dope ass birch." The other replied.
And back and forth it went.
"You crazy! That's a beech."
"No! That's a birch!"
"I know a beech when I see one, that fine thing is just a beech."
"And I'm telling you, that's nothing but a dumb birch."
"Ok. ok." The first woodpecker finally said. "I'll go settle this." And he flew down and landed on the tree in question.
After some furious pecking he returned to his buddy and finally relented, "Damnnnn, we were both wrong! That was the finest piece of ash I ever stuck my pecker in."
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