When they came across a farm. Being extremely hungry they decide to raid the famers feilds. A short time later the farmer sees them and grabs his shot gun, then runs out to confront them. He rounds them all up and yells at them for a bit, then tells each of them that they can each pick only one piece of thier favorite fruit to keep. They all head back into the fields and a short time later the first man returns with a cherry. The farmer puts his shotgun to his head and tells him to shove the cherry up his ass or die. With a small grimace, it is quickly done. The second man returns with his favorite fruit, an apple. The farmer issues the same ultimatum and after great pains an many loud grunts the deed is done. A few minutes later the twi men start to chuckle, then start to laugh a little louder. The farmer, becoming enraged, demended to know what was so funny. They point to thier friend coming back from the feild with water melon.
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