When he's done, he decides to make himself a burger, but doesn't bother getting dressed.
He grabs his jar of pickles, and one of the pickles thinks to itself, "Man, I've got it rough. I was a happy little cucumber once, but whenever I got big and juicy, this man plucked me off the plant and tossed me into a jar of vinegar for months!"
The farmer takes out some beef and forms it into a patty. The beef thinks to itself, "Man, I've got it rough. I was a happy little cow once, but whenever I got big and juicy, this man shot me in the head and ground my meat up for his burger!"
The farmer, still nude, throws the meat into a skillet and slices the pickle. His penis watches all this, and it thinks to itself, "Ha, those guys think they had it bad. I was a happy little dick once, but whenever I get big and juicy, this man tosses a plastic bag over my head, shoves me into a dark cave and rubs me against the walls until I throw up!"
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