Three wishes


One day there was this guy who was walking down his back
alley when he tripped over something, he looked back and it
turned out to be a magic lamp. So he picked up the lamp and
started cleaning it, when a Genie came out. The genie said, "I
will grant you three wishes." So the man said,"Ok, I wish I had
all the money in the world." so his wish came true. Then he
wished that he can have all the pretty woman in the world, that
wish also came true. Then he said," I wish I can be hung like a
black guy." So one day he was in his house enjoying his
beautiful woman an his money, when the doorbell rang and he went
to answer it. Surprisingly here were two guys dressed like the
KKK, so they took him outside and hung him from a tree.

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