What Do You Have Against Niggers?


There is a new weapon store in town, and the news is spreading
fast. People say that you can find any weapon you want there.
So Jack, that is a nigger, once was walking and he saw the
store. "People say it is so amazing, i will check it out",he
said to himself.
So there goes Jack in the store. He goes and talks to the first
salesman he sees, "Excuse me".
"Excuse you? Why should I? Get out of here." the salesman
replied in a very rude tone.
"But..." Jack insisted.
"But nothing, get the fuck out of here or I will call the
security and you will be kicked out."
So Jack went out, enfuriated.
"What happened" asked Jack's white friend, Tomas, that was
going inthe store andsaw his friend walking out with a mean look.
"You are going in there?" Jack asked
"Yeah," Tom replied "Why?"
"The salesman are very rude," it is no good".
And then Jack rushed away.
But Tom got curious and wanted to go see what got Jack so mad.
The store had such a good reputation. So he decided to check it
out.
"Good morning Sir" said the salesman as Tom came in, "My name
is Oliver, what can I do for you?"
"Thanks" said Tom "I'm just looking".
"Make yourself confortable, we have any thing you may be
looking for."
And it went on. The salesman was very pleasant. And Tom even
became friends with him. The service was exellent. He was even
asked if he wanted a cup of water. And Tom was about to go, when
he decided to ask his last question.
"Excuse me" he said.
"Yes, Tom" the salesman replied with a big smile.
"What to you have against niggers?"
The salesman face got just a bit serious but then he replied.
"Well, against niggers we have this riffle, he isn't so
powerfull, but the aim is terrific. If you want power, there is
the Shotgun 2000, but the bullets are hard to buy. We also have
the...."

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