One day a Black guy that was trying to steal a bank, dies in a
shootput with the cops. So when he goes up to heaven, he's
waiting in line to tell St.Peter his name, so finally he gets up
there, and St. Peter asks him "Your name, kind sir," and the
black guy says "Leonardo DiCaprio." St.Peter confused says, "ok
hold on a sec." And he goes to his office, picks up the phone
and calls God. When god picks up the phone, St.Peter says "God,
did the Titanic sink or burn?"
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