Three starving flies are buzzing around..

When they spot a huge pile of shit. The flies dive right in and get to eating, in fact they ate so much they found out they cant fly anymore. This is a big problem because the yard that the shit is in happens to be filled with insects and animals that would eat them if they tried to walk across to safety. The three try to figure out what to do when one of them spots a broom. He says "Hey if we get to the top of that broom and try to jump off we might just get far enough to safety!" They all agree this is the best idea they have so they get to climbing. At halfway up one of them is too tired to continue so he says "I can't make it any further I'm going to try from here!" So he tries flying off the handle and lands right in front of a gecko and is eaten. The other two keep climbing. At 3/4 up the second one gets too tired and tries to see if he is far enough up. He flies off and gets about a foot farther than the first fly but lands right in a spider's web and is eaten. The last one knows his only hope is to try from the top of the handle so he pushes through his exhaustion and gets to the top. He gets a running start and tries to fly off, he gets farther than the first and second one but lands right next to a praying mantis and is eaten. Moral of the story is if you're full of shit don't fly off the handle!