The first, Susannah, says, "Oh my, he bought us a trip to Paris! It was so lovely to ride with him in a horse-drawn carriage up to the Eiffel Tower, and then eat a romantic dinner with him under the stars..."
The second woman, Scarlett, says "My goodness, that's wonderful!"
The third, Cordelia, says "My, my, how nice."
Scarlett replies, "Well, *my* husband bought us a grand tour of Europe! We traveled everywhere: London, Versailles, Rome..."
Susannah exclaims, "Oh my, that's even better! It must have been so exciting!"
"My, my, how nice," says Cordelia.
"Oh, but Cordelia, sweetie!" says Scarlett. "What did *your* husband get you?"
"Oh, me?" Asks Cordelia. "Well, my husband enrolled me in a manners class."
"A manners class?" Questioned Scarlett.
"Well, what did you learn, dear?" Susannah added in.
"Oh, lots of useful things. For example, I learned that the mannerly way to tell someone to go fuck themselves up the ass is to just say to them, '*My, my, how nice.'*
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