Just Trying to See Your Panties


Once there was this little boy and he was really perverted. He
liked to look up little girl's skirts. One day he had a sucker
with him and he told this little girl that he would give her the
sucker if she would climb to the top of the monkey bars
(Unbeknownst to her, he was gonna look up her skirt). So the
little girl glimbed to the top and the little boy gave her the
sucker.


The little girl walked home that day and her mother immediately
noticed the sucker hanging out of her mouth. Her mother asked
her where she got the sucker and the little girl told her the
story of the little boy and the monkeybars. Her mother was
appalled and she scolded her little girl for falling for the
trick. She said "Don't you know that little boy was just trying
to see you panties?"


The little girl went to school the next day and the little boy
offered her another sucker in exchange for her climbing to the
top of the monkey bars. She said, "My Mommie told me that all
you wanted to do was look at my panties-and I'm not going to let
you!"


Now the little boy was determined so he offered her a whole bag
of suckers and she accepted. She went home and her mother
scolded her again!


She went to school the next day datermined that the little boy
was not going to see her panties. But, he offered her 2 bags of
suckers and she gave in. That afternoon she went home and her
mother proceded to scold her again. "But mommy," she said, "I
tricked him, I wasn't wearing any panties today!"

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