Three old men are sitting on a porch, bragging about their children.

First one says "Johnny just became a partner at the law firm he works at."

Second one says "Sally is the top doctor in her field."

Third one says "Tommy was killed in a drug bust gone wrong, Nancy is a prostitute and Bobby killed his wife."

The other two looked shocked , and one said "why are you bragging about the things they've done?"

The third one says "Oh, I thought we were bragging about how much sex we had."