A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked
her what had
happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the
phone
rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the
iron
and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened
to your
other ear?"
"The son of a bitch called back!"
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