The first guy says "I wake up every morning at 8 to piss, I stand there shaking and nothing comes out." The second guy says "you think you have it bad, I wake up at 8:30 every morning to shit and I push and push and nothing comes out." The third guy says "eh I wake up at 9 with my pisser and shitter are flowing perfectly." The other two guys ask "why the fuck are you here?" The third guy says "I don't wake up till 10"
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