A man was sitting outside his wife's hospital room while she was giving birth. Finally, after half an hour of anxious anticipation, the doctor emerges from the ward holding the baby in his arms.
"Congratulations Mr Smith, it's a boy. Not only that, this baby has super powers!"
The man, unsure how to react, responded with a confused "...super powers?"
"Yeah," said the doctor excitedly, "your son can fly! Watch!".
Before the man could react, the doctor opened a window and tossed the baby out. Unsurprisingly, it fell to the ground with a loud splat.
The man went apeshit. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!", he screamed, "YOU KILLED MY FUCKING BABY YOU CUNT!"
"April fools!", said the doctor, "It was stillborn."
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