Three Nuns were waiting

to enter the Kingdom of Heaven after being involved in the most horrific car accident you have ever seen! On the arrival of Saint Peter the Nuns became most excited and started running for the door when St Peter said:

"You will each have to answer a question before you enter the Kingdom of Heaven"

The three Nuns, quite unsure of the official protocol of speaking to the Keeper of the gates of Heaven all looked at each other and replied "OK". Saint Peter looked at the Nuns and said.

"I will call each of you to the gates and ask you the question, which you must answer truthfully. On giving a satifactory answer you will be admitted to the Kingdom of Heaven. If you lie ... then it is the fires of Eternal Damnation for you" Being God fearing people the Nuns all agreed to the conditions and the first Nun went up to the Gate.

"Sister" said Saint Peter "Have you ever touched a Mans penis"

At this the first Nun nearly fainted. She went deeply red and looked like she wanted the ground to swallow her. Looking at the Nun Saint Peter said ... "You must confess all before admittance to Heaven". Looking most dejected ... the Nun said "I have to be honest. I did once touch a mans penis with the very tip of this finger. I was curious and it looked so funny." she said holding out her right index finger.

Saint Peter smiled at the Nun and said "Sister, you will be admitted to the Kingdom of Heaven once you have dipped the tip of your right index finger into the Holy Water held in the font to your left"

Practically skipping over to the font the Nun dipped her finger into the Holy water and was promptly admitted into the Kingdom of Heaven. The second Nun has been watching this and approached Saint Peter. The same question was asked of the second Nun, "Sister" said Saint Peter "Have you ever touched a mans penis"

Again, the second Nun looked horrified at being asked such a question, but offered her answer forward a little easier than the first Nun. "Saint Peter" she said "I have to admit that I once let a mans penis enter my vagina. It was before I entered the Convent and I didn't much enjoy it. In fact it was a bit of a let down."

Saint Peter smiled at the Nun and said "Sister, you will be admitted to the Kingdom of Heaven once you have dipped your vagina into the Holy Water held in the font to your left" Willingly she did this and was entered (practically running) into the Kingdom of Heaven

Well, you see, the third Nun had been watching this and not feeling at all abashed she stormed up to Saint Peter and said "NOW LISTEN HERE BUSTER ... IF YOU THINK I'M GARGLING WITH HOLY WATER AFTER SHE JUST PUT HER FANNY IN IT YOU CAN THINK AGAIN".