“Forgive me Father for I have sinned,” said the first nun, “I
looked at a man’s penis.”
“Then wash your eyes with holy water,” said the priest.
In came the second nun.
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I touched a man’s
penis.”
“Then go and wash your hands in holy water,” came the
reply.
The third nun went in and it was some time before she
reappeared and joined her colleagues.
“Sorry I was so long,” she said, “I just had to go and gargle.”
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