Three blond men are walking down the street...

and they see what appears to be shit on the sidewalk. So all three walk up to it.

The first man bends down and puts his eye into it and says, "Looks like shit."

The second man bends down and puts his nose into it and says, "Smells like shit"

The third man bends over and licks it and says, "Tastes like shit. It is a good thing that we didn't step in it!"

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