And is staying with the chief who knows some, but very little English. On his insistence the missionary is teaching the chief basic English.
One day, the chief and a few men go out to explore and bring along their new friend, the missionary.
Through the jungle they hear some grunting and animal like noises. The chief motions for all to be quiet and hide as he slowly manuevers to investigate. He motions for the missionary to come look and it is a young tribesman fucking the brains out of one of the women.
The chief whispers, "how say?" and the missionary turns bright red out of embarrassment. "Uhh... In English we call that 'riding a bike'".
The chief takes out a poison dart and quickly kills both. The Missionary gasps and gives a stunned look to the chief-- *what the fuck?*. The chief exaplains, "He riding ME bike!!"
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