an american history professor decided that he wanted a large mural painted in his home. he called in a famous artist and explained to him that he wanted him to paint what he thought general custers last thoughts were during his last stand. he went on holiday and he returned see a mural of a large praying heifer with a halo above its head surrounded by many native americans in erotic sexual positions. the professor calls the artist and asks him "why the fuck have you painted pornography on my wall!? i wanted your impression of custers last stand!!" the artist replies "thats exactly what i did, i call it holy cow, thats alot of fucking indians"
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