So three Nuns await at the pearly white gates to get into heaven. St. Peter tells them that they must each answer one question each correctly before being allowed in.
St. Peter: First nun, your question is, who was the first man on the planet?
First Nun: Oh that's an easy one, Adam!
St. Peter: That's correct you may enter! Second Nun, your question is, who was the first woman on the planet?
Second Nun: Well that was Eve of course!
St. Peter: That is correct, you may also enter. Now third Nun your question is, what were the first words Eve spoke to Adam.
Third Nun: (Puzzled) Oh wow that's a hard one.....
St. Peter: That's correct you may enter!
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