I walked through the dark, and beheld a strange light from an open grave. Although I trembled with terror, I walked to the grave and peered down.
I saw a spectral glowing ghost with a powdered white wig. He held a musical score, and in his other hand, a large eraser.
"Who are you?" I cried out.
"Beethoven!" said the apparition.
"What are you doing?"
He paused, and erased some more notes from the music.
In a loud voice the ghost said: "DECOMPOSING!"
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