Three nuns, a postulant, a novitiate, and the mother superior, are driving and get in a car wreck. All three die and go to heaven. Before St. Peter lets them in, he says that to get into heaven, you have to answer one question.
He looks to the postulant and says, "because you're the youngest you get the easiest question. Who was the first human ever created by God?"
The postulant gives a sigh of relief and says, "Thats easy, obviously it was Adam."
St. Peter opens the gates for her and responds, "Congratulations, welcome to Heaven".
He turns to the novitiate and says, "because you're a little bit older, your question will be a little more difficult. Who is the second person God created?"
The novitiate sighs a sigh of relief and says, "Eve, of course".
St. Peter opens the gate for her and welcomes her into Heaven.
He turns to the mother superior and tells her that, because she is the eldest of them, her question will be the hardest. He asks, "what is the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The mother superior doesn't know the answer and says to herself, "hmmmm, that's a hard one".
St. Peter congratulates her and opens the gates to Heaven.
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