A Woman's Plan

A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident. Both
cars are totaled, but luckily no one was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow,
just look at our cars! They are destroyed. Fortunately, we
aren't hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
of our days."


The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be
a sign from God! "


The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle.... My car is completely ruined but this bottle of
wine didn't break. It's a sign that God wants us to drink
this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed
the bottle to the man. The man agreed, opened the bottle
and drank half, and then handed it back to the woman.


The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back
on, and handed it back to the man.


The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police.