and are greeted by Saint Peter. Saint Peter says "before you enter Heaven, you must use this holy water to wash any part of your body that has touched a penis". the three nuns stare at each other, and after a moment the first nun says "OK" and washes her hands. The second nun steps forward and begins to undress when the third nun bursts out "Wait!! I'm not going to drink that stuff after it touches her ass!"
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