...returns home after his basic training. His father, a Master Sergeant, who is very keen to maintain the family tradition of excellence asks how he went.
"It was okay Dad, Sir. Hard work, but scary..."
"Scary?! This family has a long tradition of military service, we don't get scared. What was the scariest part son?"
"The skydiving, I got too scared to jump out of the plane."
"What happened."
"The jump master said that if I didn't go out of the plane he'd fuck me in the ass."
"Well, did you jump son?"
"A little bit at first..."
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