Three nuns die in a horribly unfortunate communion accident, and appear together at the pearly gates. They begin to confidently stride in and St. Peter appears and holds up his hands "One minute ladies, but due to a recent resurgence in faith, Heaven is rapidly filling up, so the Big Guy has instituted an entrance exam to control the numbers"
The nuns begin to vehemently protest "I know, I know," says St Peter, "you dedicated your lives to God, and are all unquestionably devout, but rules are rules."
He stands before the first nun and asks her "Who was the first man on Earth?"
"Oh, that's easy." she repies "Adam!"
The gates open, trumpets blare, doves fly, and the nun walks in.
St Peter moves to the second nun "Who was the first woman on earth?"
"Oh, that's easy." the second nun responds "Eve!"
The gates open, trumpets blare, doves fly, and the nun walks in.
St Peter turns to the final nun "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"
The nun thinks, and thinks, "Wow! That's a hard one..."
The gates open, trumpets blare, doves fly...
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