Your mama's so fat, her pix weigh 10lbs.
Your mama's so fat, she wipes her ass with a Mattress.
Your mama's so ugly, when she went inside a Haunted house, she came out
with a job application.
Your mama's so dumb, she has to stick a phone up her ass just to make a
booty call.
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