Three Mexicans are in the hospital, one of them wakes up and asks what happened?
The doctor says "that's what we'd like to know, you were in a car accident can you remember what happened before?"
The man tries to think back
"The group and I were at the bar and were heading home..."
"Juan was driving but he was too drunk to drive, so he said a prayer and asked Jesus to take the wheel"
Doctor: so you trusted in God to get you home safely?
"No, just Jesus, but he was also drunk"
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