Suddenly the door was loudly opened by somebody's leg. And the doctor appeared at the entrance. He was unstable, waving and drunken as hell. Doctor was holding just born child gripping at his foot. "Here's your baby, darling", - said the doctor and threw the child across the room to his mother direction.
Ocasionnally the child was splashed against concrete wall nearby young mother's bed. Flesh, brain and entrails were scattered around. Covered with blood of her own child, deeply affected young mother screamed. The Doctor came to her and said : "I'm just kidding. Your child was born dead"
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