One day I went to the doctor and he said I need surgery so I
asked him what for he replied that I need to have a c section I
asked him what for i never had sex he replied well you must have
because your pregnet. Ohh thats weird. The doctor finally
replied Do you want to know what is even weirder I asked him
what is it he said your having more then just twins your uhh
having septuplets. Ok I said I told the doctor something even
funnier I didn't have sex with a man it was with my sister!!!!!1
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