And they decided to explore. They quickly encountered a tribe of cannibals and were caught quickly. The cannibals brought the three men back to the their village and the chieftain told them, "Go into the forest and bring back 10 of any fruit, if you try to escape, I will find you, and I will eat you". So the three men scrawled into the forest and searched for fruit. One of them came back with 10 apples and the chieftain said, "If you make any emotion while we shove the 10 pieces of fruit you brought up your anus, we will kill you then eat you". The cannibals managed to shove 9 apples up the guys rectum before he screeched in pure agony, so the cannibals killed him and ate him. Another one of the men returned with 10 grapes. The chieftain told what he had said to the first guy and proceeded to shove the grapes up his anus. On the 9th grape, the man bursted out laughing, and the chieftain asked why he laughed like a retarded baboon on speed. The man said, with tears in his eyes, "The last man brought back 10 pineapples".
Edit: spelling.
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