An elderly lady went to a butcher's shop one day, and noticed that on the liver in the window were two white balls.
Being of a curious nature, she asked what these white balls might be, to be told that they were golf balls, and that placing them on the liver kept them supple.
She returns the following week, when there were four of these white balls lying on the liver.
"So you've shot another golfer, then?"
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