There are three men on a train, a British man, an American and a Newfoundlander. The train derails, all three perish in the accident and end up at the pearly gates.
They stand before St. Peter, where he informs the three men that they have lived exemplary lives, so he grants them a chance with a new life with one condition. The men must run to the end of the cloud, jump off, close their eyes and shout what they wish to be. When they open their eyes they will have that life.
The American decides to go first. He says, I got this, I know exactly what I want, so he runs to the end of the cloud, jumps off, closes his eyes and shouts "Doctor!". He opens his eyes and he is a world renowned doctor with a huge house, fancy car, wife, kids, big bank account - the works.
The British man sees this and makes his decision. He then runs to the edge of the cloud, jumps off , closes his eyes and shouts "Lawyer!". When he opens his eyes, he is a famous lawyer working for a lot of high-end clients. He has a massive estate, several cars, massive bank account and his dream girl by his side.
Well, the Newfie sees this and says in a thick Newfoundlander accent "by george I think I got this!". He runs to the edge of the cloud, closes his eyes, trips on the edge and yells "SHIT!!!"....
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