When he enters the shop he is greeted by the salesman.After a short conversation, the salesman finds out of the man's devoutness and makes him a special offer.
"We have just acquired a new line of cars engineered to fit and amuse our religious costumers."
He walks him to the car and proceeds to explain its modifications.
"Another one'' Finishes the salesman. '' Is that in order to start it you have to say 'Thank God', to stop - 'For heaven's sake' ."
The man likes the car and accepts the offer.On the way home he gets cut by a passing car and goes off course.When he sees that he's headed towards the end a cliff, he starts to push the brake pedal but nothing happens.He then remembers that the car is activated solely by speech, but due to his panicking fails to recall the key phrases.Terrified for his life, he cries out in despair:
"Oh God help me, for heaven's sake!"
The car stops at the last second with its front hanging out of the cliff.Shocked and frightened, the man sighs with relief - "Oh, Thank God! ."
**EDIT** :this is a repost, i deleted the original by accident, sorry.
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