Three men go to a bar..

A man walks into a bar and has had a long day. "Give me a Jack and Coke." he says. The bartender reaches under the table and pulls out an apple. "What the hell is this?" The man says. "Just give it a try." says the bartender. The man takes a bite out of the apple and is dumbfounded. "Wow! this tastes just like Jack Daniels!" Bartender says "Yeah, now turn it around." The man turns the apple around and takes a bite. "Wow! this tastes just like coke!" Another man walks in the bar and asks the bartender for tequila and cranberry. The bartender reaches under the table and pulls out an apple. "What the hell is this apple for?" says the man. "Just try it, you'll be amazed." Says the other man. He takes a bite and is struck with amazement. "Holy hell, this tastes exactly like tequila!" The other man says "Now turn it around!" the man turns the apple around and takes another bite. "Amazing.. This tastes just like cranberry!" A third man walks in the bar and the sees the apples on the table. The first man tells the third man that anything he wants, the bartender will pull out an apple that will taste just like it. So the third man thinks for a second... "You know what bartender, give me an apple that tastes like pussy." Bartender reaches under the table and pulls out an apple. The man looks at it with skepticism, then bites into the apple. "Man this tastes like shit!!" Bartender says "No, TURN IT AROUND"