Three sinful men die and are sent to purgatory, one is addicted to money, one is a gambling addict, and the other is addicted to anal sex.
They are all in disbelief that they didn't make it in to heaven and plead with God to give them a second chance at life. God relents but he says he will give them each one last chance at life, but if they continue their sinful ways, "POOF!" they will be sent straight to hell.
Once back on Earth, the gambler is walking down the street, he walks by a casino and is overcome with temptation and runs in and sits at the poker table, "POOF!" he's sent straight to hell.
The money addict is now walking down the street, he looks down and notices a dollar on the ground. He is overcome with temptation, bends over to pick it up and, "POOF! POOF!"
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