Wedding Pranks

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals, a
carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist, were deciding what
pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The
carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them
a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed. The
dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and
promised it would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and
a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the
following note:


DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.
BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT
NOVOCAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY!"