When they are told they will receive a better car, the more loyal they were to their wives.
The first man approaches St. Peter and St. Peter says "you sir were very loyal to your wife you get a Lamborghini" the man thanks St. Peter, gets in his car and drives through the gates.
The second man approaches St. Peter and St. Peter says "you sir were loyal except for one instance. You get a Chrysler" the man expresses his regret and enters through the gates.
The third man approaches St. Peter and St. Peter says "you cheated on your wife 3 times, you get a mo-ped." The man fiercely apologizes and enters.
A few days later the man on the mo-ped sees the Lamborghini man sitting in his car on the side of the road. He approaches the car and sees him crying, he says "Why are you crying? You were so loyal to your wife, I only wish I was as loyal as you." The other man says "It's not that" the mo-ped man asks "What's wrong then?" The Lamborghini man says "I just saw my wife ride by on Rollerblades!"
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