Coming out of a store, a blonde woman realizes that she's locked her keys in her car. How will she ever get them out? She starts pulling on the handle, banging on the window, nothing. Then, to add to her awful luck, it starts raining. "Aw damn," she thinks to herself. "Now I really need to get into my car so I can put the top up!"
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