You're so stupid you were locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
You're so stupid you triped over a cordless phone.
You're so stupid you were locked in a toy store and died of boredom.
You're so stupid you were locked in a restroom and pissed in your pants.
You're so stupid you sold your car for gas.
You're so stupid you sit on the tv and watch the couch.
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