The boy asks "daddy, what does it sound like when bird sees another bird?"
The father drops a wrench "tweet tweet tweet. I'm working junior."
Father and Bob go back to working on the car. The little boy's eyes perk up.
"Daddy, what do dogs say when they are happy to see another dog?"
Father, annoyed responds "woof woof woof. Stop asking so many questions, we're working"
The little boy is distracted for a moment when he says "Daddy, what does mommy say when she is happy to see you?" Father doesn't immediately respond. The little boy, perturbed yells, "DADDY!!"
Father is startled and bangs his head on the engine, beginning to bleed, he screams "Oh god, fuck me!" Bob scrambles for a towel.
The little boy says, "Silly, Daddy, that's what mommy says when she talks to Bob in her room while you're at work, I asked what she says when she's happy to see you."
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