Three men were walking in a forest one day when they were kidnapped by a group of cannibals. They plead for the tribe leader to let them, and finally he struck them a deal. If they could complete a challenge of his, then they could walk free.
For the first part of the challenge, the chieftain asked the three men to go back into the forest and find 10 fruit of any kind, provided that all 10 were the same type of fruit. So each man went into the forest and started looking.
Soon, the first man returned to the chieftain carrying 10 plums. The chief then told him the next part of his task: the man had to stick all 10 fruits up his ass. If he made any sound, then he would fail and be killed. Desperate to save himself, the poor man agreed. One plum went up, and then another without a sound, but on the third plum the man cried out in pain and was killed.
The second man came along later, carrying 10 small blueberries. When the chief explained the same task to him, the man sighed in relief, as blueberries would be no big deal. So he started sticking them in, and breezed through the first 7. But on the 8th berry, he burst out laughing and was killed and eaten.
So the first and second guy met up in heaven, and the first asked the second: "What happened down there? You almost made it and then you just started laughing? "
The second guy, with tears of laughter in his eyes, said "I couldn't help it - I saw the last guy coming with pineapples."
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