Voodoo Dick

A man is going away on a business trip and is afraid that his wife will be unfaithful while he is gone. In order to satisfy her needs while he is away, he goes browsing in a sex toy shop to find something special for her.

"Sir, I need a toy that will satisfy my wife, who has an incredible sex drive." Says the man. The store owner says "I have just the thing." He pulls out a glowing box from underneath the counter. He opens it up and inside is a dildo that has a mysterious glow around it. The store owner says "watch this." He looks at the dildo and says "voodoo dick! The keyhole!" The dildo magically rises up out of the box and flies over to the keyhole and furiously penetrates it back and forth.

The man, amazed, must have it. He gives the store owner his credit card as the store owner puts the dildo back into the box.

The man brings it home for his wife and demonstrates on the keyhole the same way the store owner did. His wife is delighted and he grabs his bags and leaves for his trip.

Later that night, his wife decides to use it. She takes out the box and opens it. "Voodoo dick! My pussy!" The dildo magically rises up and begins to penetrate her back and forth. She screams with pleasure for hours until she can't take anymore. She tries to remove it but the magically voodoo dick is too powerful. She panics and decides to drive to the sex toy store to figure out how to stop it.

While she's driving, the voodoo dick hasn't stopped. It is still going wild on her. She is swerving and speeding completely out of control. She sees lights behind her and pulls over to the side of the road. A police officer approaches her window and asks "mam, have you been drinking tonight?" She says "no, officer! I have this voodoo dick inside of me!" He responds "yeah. Voodoo dick, my ass."