An imam was preaching about the evils of alcohol and asked "If you put a pail of water and a pail of raki in front of a donkey, which one will he drink from?"

A dervish in the congregation immediately answered. "The water!"

"Indeed," said the imam, "and why is that?"

"Because he's an ass."

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