..The genie tells the men that he can grant them each one wish before they die.
The first man asks the genie for a gun, to even the odds a bit. "Wish granted", the genie says.
The other man asks for body armor.."Wish granted" the genie says to the man.
The third man crawls over to the window, and sees an RPG pointed right at him.
"Ooooh, FUCK ME IN THE ASS!" The man yells. Suddenly, the man is immobilized. "If you say so" the genie says to the man.
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