Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.Note: Topical to French farmers setting fire to imported British sheep.)
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