Their cards having been confiscated by the nurse, one of the gamblers goes to a few rooms and comes back with a handful of charts. He shuffles and deals to his friends.
"I've got a pair" he said, lying down two appendectomies.
I've got that beat-full house." said his friend to the left, lying down tonsillectomies over fractured legs.
The friend to the right chuckled as he laid down the charts.
"Looks like I win!" he said, with a royal flush in front of him: five enemas.
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